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I’d quite like a ripoff of Google, budget is £1000.

said Gordon Campbell on May 1st, 2014 at 11:36 am

I’ve seen worse, once someone wanted a clone of eBay for $500. There are many other ‘as ridiculous’ jobs on these low quality freelancing websites I’ve come across before.

The worrying thing is, plenty of “freelancers” will bid on this, one will even win the job. Suffice to say, Majestic hasn’t got anything to worry about of course.

said Geoff Jackson on May 1st, 2014 at 11:36 am

Can I have a replica of Google+ please?

After alcohol & utility bills I am left with £7.38p/month, will that cover it?

Great response Dixon.

said Dean Cruddace on May 1st, 2014 at 12:29 pm

You want a replica of eBay? AuctionPress, WP-Auction. You want a replica of Google+? BuddyPress and tons of other WordPress themes/plugins.

Are they any good? You’d have to pay a severe amount of money to get anything better and can be modified/enriched. But they’re okay.

I wanted to setup a dating site for SEOs for April Fools but no-one fancied spending $55 on Sweet Date.

Sadly there is no WordPress theme that replicates either Majestic or Google.

said jamesfx2 on May 1st, 2014 at 12:58 pm

Typical bid for Freelancer.com site.

I saw before few years ago quote for Yahoo.com (whole site and all services for $1000) and i can’t be impressed anymore.

said Peter Nikolow on May 1st, 2014 at 1:24 pm

Haha :)
That’s funny Peter. Now I see it, one of my dev guys says it is not the first time someone has asked for a clone of us. I figure that May Day is a big Spring Fever festival in many parts of the world. That must have been what started it :)

said admin on May 1st, 2014 at 1:27 pm

Hehe. An SEO Dating site! Do it… do it now James! We can match buyer’s expectations with SEO ability! Then we can report any match below a quality threshold to Google :)

said admin on May 1st, 2014 at 1:29 pm

Update: The project is cancelled. Probably wise.

said admin on May 2nd, 2014 at 7:27 am

Forget about the budget, see the delivery time! 10h hours? really? Someone actually believes they can do it in 10 hours? lol!

said Robert on May 6th, 2014 at 3:29 pm

Glad to see the project is cancelled. You may often find such silly projects on elance and other freelancer platform. In fact, I also posted a stupid project like this (a small one though) and quickly realized that it’s impossible to get the project done at such a low price.
Surprisingly, many people bid for the project. #sarcasm

said Jay Patel on May 12th, 2014 at 7:25 am

Hahaha, funny post dear Dixon :D

said Atamyrat Hangeldiyev on May 29th, 2014 at 8:03 pm

that is indeed hilarious!

said Alex Zacharov on March 6th, 2015 at 1:23 am

Hehehe ! (Y)

said KafeinCo on May 27th, 2015 at 3:58 pm

haha very good :d

said Hasan Günal on May 29th, 2015 at 5:28 am

Hahaha :) Funny.

said Mustafa on June 28th, 2015 at 9:29 pm

Haha this is very funny post. It goes to show the level that people mis understand when it comes to creating websites! Keep up the good work :)

said Plan A Link Web Design on July 24th, 2015 at 8:18 pm

hahahaha :D if you sell this script to 250 or 750$ i want this 8)

come on thats laugh :)

said Berat BAK on August 21st, 2015 at 1:08 pm

Thanks for article dixon, we love you.

said Seo Danismani on October 3rd, 2015 at 12:59 pm

thanks for this great article :)

said seo paketleri on November 8th, 2015 at 3:23 pm

happy :D

said resim kursu on December 31st, 2015 at 4:14 pm
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